This is not your mother's sex advice column. I'll tell you upfront that I’m kinky and my answers to your questions won’t be your standard, vanilla responses. So who am I? Just a kinky girl with an appetite for sex, a good deal of experience, and the desire to help others enjoy sex the way I do. Email me your sex and relationship questions. I can't respond to all of them, but I will post the question along with my response. Feel free to comment or add your own experience.
As the The Assturbatrix™ it seems incumbent opon me to post a picture of my ass on my blog, given my hot ex has done it and she isn't reviewing anal sex toys.
posted by Serrephim @ Tuesday, October 04, 2005
"I saw an angel close by me...not large, but small of stature, and most beautiful—her face burning, as if she were one of the highest angels, who seem to be all of fire: they must be those whom we call seraphim..." -St. Teresa of Avila (1515-1582)
8 Comments:
So what up with all of you guys having the best asses EVER! *sigh*
At least you're in good company!
So what up with all of you guys having the best asses EVER!
You should see the collective cleavage, too ;)
meh, the boobs I got, I just lack the booty. ;)
Hence the obsession with asses. and my boyfriend's amusement with me picking out all the really great ones on the street.
I think I should see the collective cleavage too!
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
Aww, look at those nasty bruises on your ass. Who would do such a thing to a cute little nugget like you?
Who would do such a thing to a cute little nugget like you?
A sick, twisted pervert ...
who loved me very much...
And loved every minute of it.*
*so did I.
*drools*
Yummy ass! Yummy bruises!
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