Sybian: The Energizer Bunny of Toys.
Here is another question for you... I have heard of this thing called a Sybian. Do you know about this and have you tried it?
Thanks, as always.
Miss B.
Simply put, Miss B, a Sybian is a fucking machine. Once turned on, it fucks and fucks and never gets soft. They're not cheap!
I myself have not used a Sybian, nor have I personally seen one used. I have seen video, however. I have also seen a non-motorized version, The Rider Fuck Machine used at a party.
The Rider looked pretty fun, but I'd rather just get myself a suction dong like
stick it to a wall or a chair, and have at it! It costs less($29 vs. $799.99), is more easily portable, and can be tucked away in a drawer.I invite my readers to weigh in, if they have tried a Sybian or other fucking machine. Like it? Hate it? Indifferent to it?
posted by Serrephim @ Friday, September 09, 2005
6 Comments:
I dream of trying a Sybian someday!!!
While the suction dong sounds like it has its advantages, it's like comparing apples to... um... 100000000-watt electric oranges!!
mmmm, sybian...
Risey:
I'm in no way saying a Sybian is like a suction cock! But for me, price is included in the functionality of a toy, and since I can have hours of fun with a $30 cock that sticks where I want it to, I just don't see the need for a $1,000 bulky machine that, frankly, squicks me ;).
Also, the Rider Fuck Machine isn't mechanized, but rather functions off the movement of its user. That being the case, there really isn't a whole lot of difference between the Rider and a suction cock -- both are what the user makes of them.
-Serre
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oh, i am dumb, i didn't notice you were comparing the suction dong to the Rider ;-)
I didn't ask this question!!
I'm with Risey-- I'd love to try the Sybian. I like the suction dong, too, but theres something about a machine that fucks back...
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